Jarts

I've been pondering why I was so gung-ho on the dog leash issue this morning and I think I know the answer; Jarts. Some self-righteous do-gooders decided tossing metal tipped spikes for fun was a bad idea and got them banned. I loved my Jarts and the damn lawyers took them away. I want my Jarts back and this just wont do!

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